“Declan Burke is his own genre. The Lammisters dazzles, beguiles and transcends. Virtuoso from start to finish.” – Eoin McNamee “This bourbon-smooth riot of jazz-age excess, high satire and Wodehouse flamboyance is a pitch-perfect bullseye of comic brilliance.” – Irish Independent Books of the Year 2019 “This rapid-fire novel deserves a place on any bookshelf that grants asylum to PG Wodehouse, Flann O’Brien or Kyril Bonfiglioli.” – Eoin Colfer, Guardian Best Books of the Year 2019 “The funniest book of the year.” – Sunday Independent “Declan Burke is one funny bastard. The Lammisters ... conducts a forensic analysis on the anatomy of a story.” – Liz Nugent “Burke’s exuberant prose takes centre stage … He plays with language like a jazz soloist stretching the boundaries of musical theory.” – Totally Dublin “A mega-meta smorgasbord of inventive language ... linguistic verve not just on every page but every line.Irish Times “Above all, The Lammisters gives the impression of a writer enjoying himself. And so, dear reader, should you.” – Sunday Times “A triumph of absurdity, which burlesques the literary canon from Shakespeare, Pope and Austen to Flann O’Brien … The Lammisters is very clever indeed.” – The Guardian

Sunday, June 1, 2008

The Best Things In Life Are Free … Books

The wonderful folk at Penguin / Michael Joseph have offered us three copies of Andrew Taylor’s latest tome BLEEDING HEART SQUARE to give away, with the blurb elves wittering thusly:
‘If Philippa Penhow hadn’t gone to Bleeding Heart Square on that January day, you and perhaps everyone else might have lived happily ever after ...’ It’s 1934, and the decaying London cul-de-sac of Bleeding Heart Square is an unlikely place of refuge for aristocratic Lydia Langstone. But as she flees her abusive marriage there is only one person she can turn to – the genteelly derelict Captain Ingleby-Lewis, currently lodging at No 7. However, unknown to Lydia, a dark mystery haunts 7 Bleeding Heart Square. What happened to Miss Penhow, the middle-aged spinster who owns the house and who vanished four years earlier? Why is a seedy plain-clothes policeman obsessively watching the square? What is making struggling journalist Rory Wentwood so desperate to contact Miss Penhow? And why are parcels of rotting hearts being sent to Joseph Serridge, the last person to see Miss Penhow alive ...? Legend has it the Devil once danced in Bleeding Heart Square – but is there now a new and sinister presence lurking in its shadows?
Oooh, spooky. To be in with a chance of winning a copy of BLEEDING HEART SQUARE, just answer the following question.
Is Andrew Taylor:
(a) a devilishly handsome cove?
(b) a handsomely covish devil?
(c) writing all gonzo-like, because he – plot spoiler alert! – is in fact the devil who once danced in Bleeding Heart Square?
Answers via the comment box, including an email contact address (please use (at) instead of @), before noon on Wednesday, June 4. Et bon chance, mes amis

9 comments:

David Baynham said...

I loved "An American Boy" and have enjoyed the crime/thriller books so I'll opt for a, b, and c. He certainly writes like the devil-maybe he sold his soul?

Don Anderson said...

I vote for (c), because there just never seems to be enough gonzo to go around.

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Anonymous said...

I'm going for c-seems as good a reason as any...

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Josh Schrank said...

tut... The devil is a she, and I was married to her once upon a time, so b and c are out of the question. Obviously then, the answer is A. .... even if I have no clue what a cove is, but I'm sure he's a handsome one nonetheless.

Mack said...

After extensive research using all of my librarian skills I have to agree with Mr. Baynham above, the answer must be a, b, and c.

Unknown said...

it's gotta be the big C

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Seoman said...

Is it C?

David Baynham said...

Dec, Forgot the email-the devil made me do it!

djbaynham(at)aol.com

Mack said...

Ooops, forgot email address.

Still think a, b, anc c apply

malundy(at)gmail.com