“Prose both scabrous and poetic.” – Publishers Weekly. “Proust meets Chandler over a pint of Guinness.” – Spectator. “A sheer pleasure.” – Tana French. “Among the most memorable books of the year, of any genre.” – Sunday Times. “A hardboiled delight.” – Guardian. “Imagine Donald Westlake and Richard Stark collaborating on a screwball noir.” – Kirkus Reviews. “A cross between Raymond Chandler and Flann O’Brien.” – John Banville. “The effortless cool of Elmore Leonard at his peak.” – Ray Banks. “A fine writer at the top of his game.” – Lee Child.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Gorgeous George And Me

Marshal Zeringue is one of the most tireless supporters of books and writers of all stripes and none, most famously with his Page 69 Test, and more recently for Writers Read and My Book, The Movie. My most recent contribution to Marshal’s roster of heroes and villains consists of my take on the My Book, My Movie casting of the hypothetical adaptation of ABSOLUTE ZERO COOL, which starts out by asserting that only the multi-talented human rights advocate ‘Gorgeous George’ Clooney (one for the ladies, right) could play the part of the fictional ‘Declan Burke’ of AZC, and gets progressively more deluded / deranged from there. For all the details, clickety-click here
  Elsewhere in AZC-related flummery, the good folk at Liberties Press were kind enough to upload a video of John Connolly mostly lying through this back teeth as he very kindly launched our humble tome on August 10th. Now, the vid starts off with the Dark Lord saying that he doesn’t usually do this kind of thing, for a variety of reasons; if I’d known that beforehand, I wouldn’t have asked him to do the honours, not least because I hate being put on the spot like that myself. True to form, however, JC not only did the honours, but did us and ABSOLUTE ZERO COOL proud in the process. Roll it there, Collette …
  Meanwhile, over at Seana Graham’s interweb lair, Not New For Long, there’s an impressively forensic review of ABSOLUTE ZERO COOL. It’s always nice when someone takes the time to read your book (and I’m still at the stage where I’m always surprised that someone has done so), but it’s particularly pleasing when said reader engages with the book in the kind of comprehensive fashion Seana has. It’s not the kind of review that lends itself to pull-out blurb-style quotes, but I am very impressed with the fact that Seana has managed to pack in references to Flann O’Brien, Dante, Mephistopheles, Adrian McKinty and James Joyce’s eye-patch. For all the skinny, clickety-click here
  Finally, a quick word on my trek across the border to Norn Iron, and specifically to No Alibis, where David Torrans hosted a double-hander of yours truly and the aforementioned Adrian McKinty last Thursday night. A very enjoyable evening it was, too, with much scurrilous scuttlebutt being passed off as ‘insights into writing’ (koff), very little of which I could reproduce here without running the risk of being sued into oblivion (and which proved tame enough, as it happens, by comparison with the post-gig conversation carried out over the course and under the influence of a number of Pimms afterwards). Anyway, the good denizens of Belfast and surroundings came out in force, including a number of scribes, among them Stuart Neville, David Park, Andrew Pepper and Gerard Brennan. It was slightly unsettling that Stuart Neville chose to sit in the front row, particularly as the man is a runaway bestseller these days, but we survived the grilling nonetheless, and terrific fun it all was. Incidentally, for those of you in the general vicinity of Belfast, John Connolly and Alan Glynn will also be appearing at No Alibis, on September 1st, to promote THE BURNING SOUL and BLOODLAND, respectively. Should be a cracking night …

10 comments:

Michael Malone said...

JC was spot on, Declan. Here's to AZC!!

Gerard Brennan said...

Ugh. I think a little piece of me just died.

Fair play to you sir. An excellent and well-deserved intor from the great JC. Here's hoping his prediction comes true.

Cheers

gb

Declan Burke said...

Ta, Michael. As I've said before, it's probably best to bear in mind that John Connolly gets paid to tell lies for a living ...

Cheers, Dec

Declan Burke said...

Ger - Much obliged, sir - taken in the spirit it was intended.

Cheers, Dec

Michael Malone said...

Dec, you are so good at batting back the compliments I'm beginning to think you have some Scottish blood in you :)

seana said...

I can see Buscemi for Karlsson, but I would probably have chosen someone more like this. True, he's a writer not an actor, but I think he might be game.

Thanks for being tolerant of my little riff on your book. I'm well aware that there are many other ways to approach it.

Peter Rozovsky said...

Nah, I'm thinking Brendan Gleeson as "Declan Burke."
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Declan Burke said...

Seana - I've actually met Jo Nesbo. Nice guy, I have to say. But he may need a syrup of figs ...

Cheers, Dec

Declan Burke said...

Peter - Brendan Gleeson would be terrific, no doubt, because he's terrific in virtually everything he does.

But if we're going Irish actors, I propose Karl Shiels ... the man's brilliant.

http://www.lisarichards.ie/actorsm/karl-shiels-actor

Cheers,

Dec

Peter Rozovsky said...

He is; I just saw The Guard this week. But Brendan Gleeson's nationality is a mere happy coincidence in this case. I just thought a guy who's talking about having George Clooney play him ought to be brought down a peg by having a fat guy nominated for the role.
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