“Prose both scabrous and poetic.” – Publishers Weekly. “Proust meets Chandler over a pint of Guinness.” – Spectator. “A sheer pleasure.” – Tana French. “Among the most memorable books of the year, of any genre.” – Sunday Times. “A hardboiled delight.” – Guardian. “Imagine Donald Westlake and Richard Stark collaborating on a screwball noir.” – Kirkus Reviews. “A cross between Raymond Chandler and Flann O’Brien.” – John Banville. “The effortless cool of Elmore Leonard at his peak.” – Ray Banks. “A fine writer at the top of his game.” – Lee Child.

Monday, June 9, 2008

MURDERING AMERICANS – Don’t Try This At Home

A Minister for Propaganda Elf writes: “Institutions are generally the kind of places where we tend to lock up those who say and do the kinds of things that polite and / or politically correct society frowns upon, so it gives us all kinds of pleasure to announce that Ruth ‘Cuddly’ Dudley Edwards (right), herself a venerable institution, albeit the kind that gives voice to the kinds of things that polite and / or politically correct society frowns upon, deservedly won the Last Laugh Award for MURDERING AMERICANS at the 2008 Bristol Crime Fest. Being not only in the running, but also in the blummin’ room, the Grand Vizier found himself in the very unusual position of deferring to a genius even more evil than his own, and was even further flummoxed when the dastardly Ms Edwards insisted on buying the celebratory drinks when she should really have been basking in our unanimous acclaim, not to mention a mist of champagne spray (the tone of the night was probably summed up by the Grand Vizier’s cohort, who leaned over when the announcement was made and said, “No luck, mate. Next time write a funnier fucking book, eh?”). Anyhoo, it’s electronic bouquets for Ms Edwards: it really couldn’t have happened to a nicer or funnier woman. But remember, folks – murdering Americans is only funny when Ruth Dudley Edwards does it, so don’t try this at home. Peace, out.”

6 comments:

pattinase (abbott) said...

Something the whole world can relate to, I imagine.

bookwitch said...

So, write a funnier book.

Declan Burke said...

Patti - The general vibe around CAP is 'Americans good', 'American foreign policy bad'. By the way - I finally tracked down QUEENPIN the other day ... looking forward to it. Ms Witch? Exactly how funny would you like it? Cheers, Dec

bookwitch said...

Tears running down my cheeks while I'm half unconscious, would do fine. Something that makes me collapse hysterically, if I happen to think of it later. That sort of thing.

Declan Burke said...

I could do that, Ms Witch - I mean, I'm genius enough - but there's a moral responsibility involved. What if you were driving when you remembered a particularly funny line? Trust me, it's you I'm thinking about here ... Cheers, Dec

bookwitch said...

I don't drive.