“Prose both scabrous and poetic.” – Publishers Weekly. “Proust meets Chandler over a pint of Guinness.” – Spectator. “A sheer pleasure.” – Tana French. “Among the most memorable books of the year, of any genre.” – Sunday Times. “A hardboiled delight.” – Guardian. “Imagine Donald Westlake and Richard Stark collaborating on a screwball noir.” – Kirkus Reviews. “A cross between Raymond Chandler and Flann O’Brien.” – John Banville. “The effortless cool of Elmore Leonard at his peak.” – Ray Banks. “A fine writer at the top of his game.” – Lee Child.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

The Future Is Bright, The Future Is THE BLUE ORANGE

A Minister for Propaganda Elf writes: It’s been a week of minor landmarks, people, what with Crime Always Pays being nominated for Best Specialist Blog at the Irish Blog Awards just as the witless witterings of the elves propelled the blog past the humble figure of 40,000 page impressions since it kicked off in April, 2007. The Grand Vizier also acquired a new editor at Harcourt, the very well spoken of Thomas Bouman, and finished the latest draft of the sequel to THE BIG O, which is currently labouring under the unlikely working title of THE BLUE ORANGE.
  It’s a time of taking stock at CAP Towers, then, and not least because the Grand Vizier and Mrs Vizier (right) are due to be delivered Baby Vizier in roughly three weeks time. Which means that we’re all feeling unduly optimistic about life in general here at Crime Always Pays. We’re feeling mostly pleased about the current draft of THE BLUE ORANGE, which is an unusual state of affairs at Chez Vizier. We’re disappointed Stacia Decker has left Harcourt, naturally, but we’re very much looking forward to working with Thomas Bouman. We’re also looking forward to proving wrong Sarah Weinman’s gloomy prognosis for the writers Stacia signed to Harcourt, on the basis that the novels we’ve read of Allan Guthrie, Ray Banks and John McFetridge are top class examples of modern crime fiction (we’ve yet to read James Sallis, but according to a Ken Bruen-shaped birdie, “With Jim Sallis, CYPRUS GROVE is a masterpiece and his Lou Griffin series is awesome, not to even mention his biography of Chester Himes.”). We’re also pretty sure, given her unstinting support for crime and mystery fiction, that no one will be happier to see Sarah Weinman proved wrong than Sarah herself.
  So where to now? With the Grand Vizier in unusually honest mode, he has pronounced himself entirely unsure. To date THE BIG O has been a grand adventure, going from its humble beginnings as a co-published novel with the tiny but perfectly formed Irish publisher Hag’s Head Press, under the guiding hand of Marsha Swan, to Harcourt making real the Grand Vizier’s life-long dream, that of having a book published in the U.S., the spiritual home of hardboiled crime. Which is wonderful in itself, but as Lou Reed once croaked, a baby is the beginning of a great adventure. Will writing even matter as much when Baby Vizier arrives? Will it matter at all? Is it possible that the Grand Vizier will come to resent his compulsion to write on the basis that it will eat into the time he can spend with Baby Vizier? Only time, that notoriously doity rat, will tell …
  One thing we do know is that the Grand Vizier will not be spending as much time at CAP Towers as of yore. So the elves would like to take this opportunity to extend an invitation to all crime writers, their agents and publicists to take advantage of all that potential blank space by forwarding suggestions for guest blogging posts to the Minister for Propaganda Elf, c/o dbrodb(at)gmail.com, putting ‘I can do better than that rubbish’ in the subject line (Crime Always Pays offers precisely three molecules of publicity oxygen, but hey, we can’t all be The Rap Sheet).
  Finally, we’d like to offer a heartfelt thanks to everyone who has played their part in bringing us to this point, and we sincerely hope you stay on board to ride the train all the way to the end of the line. Oh, and apologies for all the sentimental guff – normal service will be resumed forthwith. The future, after all, is blue-ish orange …

11 comments:

Ray said...

Hey, the sky went blood red and horses did turn and eat each other, and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth throughout the land. Now I know why - someone let Burke procreate.

Shame on you for not having read Sallis. SHAME!

(blows raspberry)

And ... I'm all out of material. You've been great, thank YOU!

Sarah said...

Got it in one, o Grand Vizier. And congrats on a most exciting new adventure!

bookwitch said...

When my oranges look like that they are going mouldy.

You can't retire now! Baby V will need so many toys and stuff that you must write a lot faster. (I realise the blog might not pay for the toys, but we need you.)

Uriah Robinson said...

Congrats, you will find that Baby Vizier actually becomes the household Sultan, or Sultana, waited on respectfully by Mr and Mrs Vizier.

Patricia J. Hale said...

Less Burke CAP? I resent that baby already.

Nah, congratulations!

You'll need something to do during the night when you are up between feedings/changings...might as well feed your public.

cfr said...

Only three weeks to go - doesn't time fly?
I hope proud dad will post a few baby progress articles...
Wishing you both all the best for the big day.

Peter said...

Wow, best wishes for the book and the baby.
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Declan Burke said...

Thank 'ee kindly for all the kind words, people ... much appreciated. Cheers, Dec

colman said...

congrats, but you can kiss goodbye to any sleep or reading or writing for at least the next five years.

that's a dodgy looking tie though it must be said, or is it a mustard stain?

Declan Burke said...

It's mustard, Colman ... or should that be Colman's mustard? Ba-boom-tish, etc. Cheers, Dec

Critical Mick said...

Ditto to all of the above, Grand Viz! Especially the parts about not sleeping once the little guy arrives.

May your next 40,000 readers all be paying customers! Can't wait to read TBO myself.... er, TBO2(?).

Best,

Mick