A long, long time in the future, in a galaxy far away, the doctor says, “Sorry, but you’ve only got a month to live.” What ten books would you re-read in your last month?For anyone interested, I'd like the theme music from ‘Match of the Day’ played as they carry the coffin out. Cheers.
My choices runneth thusly:
THE MAGUS – John Fowles
THE LONG GOODBYE – Raymond Chandler
THE CATCHER IN THE RYE (and ‘Teddy’ from NINE STORIES) – JD Salinger
SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 – Kurt Vonnegut
THE GREEK MYTHS – Robert Graves
PROSPERO’S CELL – Lawrence Durrell
THE DOUBLE TONGUE – William Golding
THE ODYSSEY – Homer
STARDUST – John and Mary Gribbin
PETER PAN – JM Barrie
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3 comments:
'Match of the day' might cheer you, the corpse, up, but don't you want the rest of us to be less cheerful?
As a matter of interest, have you read Salinger as an adult? I think I've heard The Catcher doesn't travel through time so well.
Only two possible answers:
-- Whatever book is at hand, although I much prefer to have finished the book before kicking off; or,
-- my massive, best-selling, fourteen-volume autobiography, MEMOIRS OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER, which will be published on my 114th birthday (perhaps in the leather-bound 25th anniversary edition)
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