tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post6618293744225132200..comments2023-12-14T10:28:43.397+00:00Comments on Declan Burke: Yep, It’s The Latest ‘Dear Genre’ LetterUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-40745870753756517412008-10-30T12:49:00.000+00:002008-10-30T12:49:00.000+00:00James patterson isnt that bad. That one with the s...James patterson isnt that bad. That one with the soldiers from the american civil war help the dick solve a racist murder was ok. Dean Koontz stinks though. Stinks worse than a farts fart. I listened to you and M Halpins podcast by the way. Fascinating stuff. I really enjoyed it.Colm Keeganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08415603898882232950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-24860770607747514512008-10-29T15:18:00.000+00:002008-10-29T15:18:00.000+00:00Patterson for the win, I actually hurled one of hi...Patterson for the win, I actually hurled one of his books across a room once in a fit of outrage. For god's sake it was about children who could fly and lay eggs, but not science fiction.<BR/>ArleneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-35878749586799112912008-10-29T11:07:00.000+00:002008-10-29T11:07:00.000+00:00I've not even heard of the last two on the list, b...I've not even heard of the last two on the list, but I'm a fan of JKR. And in my youth I quite liked Danielle Steel. I thought James Patterson lets other people do the writing, so he's not really real, is he?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-66620453820515859062008-10-28T21:50:00.000+00:002008-10-28T21:50:00.000+00:00Grisham's "The Street Lawyer" has got to be one of...Grisham's "The Street Lawyer" has got to be one of the worst novels ever written. Lawyers should henceforth be forbidden from watching "Yo MTV Raps," lest any more of them consider themselves qualified to write a novel about "tha streets."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-12331320723685465252008-10-28T21:26:00.000+00:002008-10-28T21:26:00.000+00:00Because I think we are all at this point desperate...Because I think we are all at this point desperate to erase the last poster's perhaps feverish vision of Stephen King from our minds, I will just second the Evanovich compliment above. I think she has a rare comic gift--there are actually people who are eager to get a glimpse of Trenton, New Jersey because of her. And yes, Mr. Burke, you do very successfully blend comedy and crime, although yours is a decidedly different brand of humor.<BR/><BR/>No hard feelings, Mr. Bateman. I love your books too.seana grahamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03774794086733027289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-43871462421911814592008-10-28T20:56:00.000+00:002008-10-28T20:56:00.000+00:00Stephen King - now there's a dreamboat, tell me ag...Stephen King - now there's a dreamboat, tell me again how you bested Stanley Kubrick in a battle of wits while I rub lotion into your gimpy back. Never mind Salem's Lot, McKinty got a lot - if you know what I mean.adrian mckintyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349942973907386269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-36938046690689759472008-10-28T17:51:00.000+00:002008-10-28T17:51:00.000+00:00Oi, Bateman - bugger off to your own blog, squire....Oi, Bateman - bugger off to your own blog, squire. I don't get that many blummin' compliments as it is ...Declan Burkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14322645323239292406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-6861676906195565262008-10-28T17:48:00.000+00:002008-10-28T17:48:00.000+00:00Oh...absolutely, of course. B for Burke never cro...Oh...absolutely, of course. B for Burke never crossed my mind!!BBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14712832783749303461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-73426509216429689602008-10-28T17:25:00.000+00:002008-10-28T17:25:00.000+00:00Hmm. I hesitate to type this as I don't like to sl...Hmm. I hesitate to type this as I don't like to slag off other authors, you never know when it'll come back to bite you, but...<BR/><BR/>I'll confess I quite liked a couple of Patterson's early Alex Cross novels, in a sort of Thomas Harris Lite way. But then, encouraged be getting those books from the library, I went and spent my own money on something called Hide and Seek. I couldn't believe how bad it was. Really, it stinks like my bum crack. Here's just one aspect of its awfulness: The bad guy is footballer who plays for the USA's national side. He is tipped over the edge into psychopathy by missing a goal for the USA in the World Cup final. That's right, AMERICA in the WORLD CUP FINAL. Dear God...Stuart Nevillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03883631620345577504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-14025176696208960322008-10-28T16:16:00.000+00:002008-10-28T16:16:00.000+00:00I've never read any Danielle Steele, but if there ...I've never read any Danielle Steele, but if there is a force for goodness in the universe, then she can't be a worse writer than James Patterson, et al.Dana Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01350344882342624735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-82904957978587165802008-10-28T16:10:00.000+00:002008-10-28T16:10:00.000+00:00That's B for Bateman, obviously.That's B for Bateman, obviously.Colinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08433332584935362768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-37963466383704247652008-10-28T15:44:00.000+00:002008-10-28T15:44:00.000+00:00James Patterson by a country mile. Of the others ...James Patterson by a country mile. Of the others I'd give Janet Evanovich a plug - cuz no one else has. One of the very few writers who has successfully merged humour and crime (yes Mr. B you can include yourself in that category too!)<BR/><BR/>BobBBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14712832783749303461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-28432009031239772382008-10-28T15:01:00.000+00:002008-10-28T15:01:00.000+00:00Talking of well-paid authors, anyone know what hap...Talking of well-paid authors, anyone know what happened to Dan Brown? After successfully holding on to his "Da Vinci Code" millions in court he seems to have made his own desperate dive to freedom...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-63794204943452012462008-10-28T14:49:00.000+00:002008-10-28T14:49:00.000+00:00Don't know if I'd go so far as burning his books, ...Don't know if I'd go so far as burning his books, Corey, but Patterson was the one alright ... What kills me about his books is that he's the writer people are most likely to try if they haven't read crime fic before, and they'll very probably say, "Yep, I knew it was crap all along."<BR/><BR/>I used to love Stephen King, although the last novel I read was It, at least until I read The Colorado Kid ... which was so-so. <BR/><BR/>Adrian? Either stop taking the drugs, or start taking some.<BR/><BR/>Cheers, DecDeclan Burkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14322645323239292406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-15594011896854902822008-10-28T14:23:00.000+00:002008-10-28T14:23:00.000+00:00Far and away, Patterson has to be the worst. He's ...Far and away, Patterson has to be the worst. He's the only good argument for burning books.Corey Wildehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566740230330395590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-20696046096134244102008-10-28T13:32:00.000+00:002008-10-28T13:32:00.000+00:00I liked Stephen King in high school,but after a wh...I liked Stephen King in high school,but after a while his books began repeating too much.<BR/>Of Koontz I've only read a novel which started out as a supernatural thriller but revealed itself in the end a devious plot by sadistic communists.<BR/>I've read a few of the others,thanks to a monthly charity used books sale.<BR/>Rowling is not that bad;Grisham has the blue-eyed southern gentleman thing going for him;the worst of the lot for me is Tom Clancy,then Follett and Patterson.<BR/><BR/>...<BR/><BR/>Adrian,your wife was probably right in sending the possums.<BR/><BR/>Ciao,<BR/>MarcoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-21543818880535055072008-10-28T12:18:00.000+00:002008-10-28T12:18:00.000+00:00James Patterson.It absolutely amazes me that this ...James Patterson.<BR/>It absolutely amazes me that this guy (Or guys and gals, let's face facts, he's become a house name.)sells any books at all. Yes, Patterson is the McDonald's of fiction. Not exactly good, and slightly bland and tasteless.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06827652636843928373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-21933251868102578582008-10-28T10:47:00.000+00:002008-10-28T10:47:00.000+00:00I'll tell you the hottest is:JK Rowling. Maybe it'...I'll tell you the hottest is:<BR/><BR/>JK Rowling. Maybe it's just me, but that's a handsome woman. I'd play Quidditch with her anytime and my broomstick can really fly.<BR/><BR/>Danielle Steele's not bad either and her daughter Victoria is a supermodel. If you're looking for husband number 10 or a creepy bigamous son in law give me a call baby.<BR/><BR/>John Grishman is an attractive southern gentleman. Talk to me in those sweet honeyed tones and I'll join your confederacy Mr G...adrian mckintyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349942973907386269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4938060587020568315.post-84341601781923066352008-10-28T09:56:00.000+00:002008-10-28T09:56:00.000+00:00From that list, I've only read Stephen King and De...From that list, I've only read Stephen King and Dean Koontz, but both of those I've read extensively. Both have written some amazing stuff, both have written some clunkers, in my opinion. King's probably my favourite of the two, but by no means would I deem Koontz as the worst on the list. <BR/><BR/>Based, very unfairly and unprofessionally, on the couple of passages I've read of her prose, I'd maybe award that position to J.K. But like I say, that's not very fair. For all I know Grisham and Clancy both suck more than Dysons, but I've never been tempted to pick up one of their bricklike paperbacks at Tesco. I'll be interested in other opinions on this one, though.<BR/><BR/>gbGerard Brennanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18301381067485712366noreply@blogger.com