“Declan Burke is his own genre. The Lammisters dazzles, beguiles and transcends. Virtuoso from start to finish.” – Eoin McNamee “This bourbon-smooth riot of jazz-age excess, high satire and Wodehouse flamboyance is a pitch-perfect bullseye of comic brilliance.” – Irish Independent Books of the Year 2019 “This rapid-fire novel deserves a place on any bookshelf that grants asylum to PG Wodehouse, Flann O’Brien or Kyril Bonfiglioli.” – Eoin Colfer, Guardian Best Books of the Year 2019 “The funniest book of the year.” – Sunday Independent “Declan Burke is one funny bastard. The Lammisters ... conducts a forensic analysis on the anatomy of a story.” – Liz Nugent “Burke’s exuberant prose takes centre stage … He plays with language like a jazz soloist stretching the boundaries of musical theory.” – Totally Dublin “A mega-meta smorgasbord of inventive language ... linguistic verve not just on every page but every line.Irish Times “Above all, The Lammisters gives the impression of a writer enjoying himself. And so, dear reader, should you.” – Sunday Times “A triumph of absurdity, which burlesques the literary canon from Shakespeare, Pope and Austen to Flann O’Brien … The Lammisters is very clever indeed.” – The Guardian

Monday, May 25, 2009

Ken They Do It? Yes They Ken …

There’s a story about Sir Kenneth of Bruen (right) that may or may not be apocryphal, even though he tells it himself, about the time he did a reading alongside a well-known British author. The lady in question was first up on the podium, and held up a copy of her latest novel, and a copy of Ken’s, which latter was noticeably slimmer than her own doorstop. “That,” she said, indicating her novel, “is what I call value for money.” Cue hoots of laughter, the jape being done in the spirit of joie de vivre, etc. Ken being up next, he held up the same two books, and indicated the well-known British author’s novel. “That,” he said, “is what one of my books looks like before I take out all the crap …”
  Ken’s books are, of course, so stripped down they’re in danger of being done for public indecency. Which may or may not explain why he’s bagged so many movie options recently: the novels are so sparely written, they are – c.f. James M. Cain – practically movie scripts even before some cack-handed screenwriter gets his grubby mitts on them.
  As Gerard Brennan reports over at CSNI – where he scoops me yet again, natch – Ken’s ONCE WERE COPS has just been picked up by yet another Tinseltown outfit, which makes it three novels he’s got in the movie pipeline now: BLITZ, with Jude Law on board; LONDON BOULEVARD, with Colin Farrell and Kiera Knightley; and ONCE WERE COPS. I’m also hearing rumours that an Irish production company have picked up THE GUARDS, and have optioned the entire Jack Taylor series, with a view to committing the battered bard of Galway to celluloid.
  The Big Question: Has the long overdue arrival of the Jack Taylor novels on the movie-making scene come too late for the man who was at one point so hotly tipped to play Taylor, David Soul?
  The Bigger Question: Who should play Jack Taylor in the movies?

UPDATE: a little bird gets in touch all the way from Galway to say that I should keep my shell-like to the ground for news on AMERICAN SKIN getting a movie deal … in, like, the next day or so. Crikey! They’ll have to invent a new Oscar at this rate. “And the Oscar for Best Movie Adapted from a Ken Bruen Novel is …”

6 comments:

Corey Wilde said...

David f'ing Soul? Are you kidding me? Sure, yes, of course. You must be. Whew.

Declan Burke said...

Corey - No, I'm not kidding. Seriously. Why, what's wrong with David Soul?

Cheers, Dec

Josephine Damian said...

"some cack-handed screenwriter"

*ahem* I resemble that remark.

Seriously, it's a trend here in the US to write in a way that I call "writing with one eye on the screen."

Meaning you write more action/dialogue that internal thought/internal confict, and throw the POV rules out the window.

Grisham and a lot of other big name "novelists" write like that, but I sure don't read those types of book because I don't consider them true novels.

And there's a belief here that the better the book, the harder to turn it into a screenplay, and the worse the book, the easier it is to turn into a screenplay.

Declan Burke said...

"There's a belief here that the better the book, the harder to turn it into a screenplay, and the worse the book, the easier it is to turn into a screenplay."

God, what a depressing thought, Josephine ... That pretty much means it makes (financial) sense, in the short-term at least, to concentrate on adapting bad novels ...

Then again, Ken - bless his cotton socks - is the exception that proves most rules ...

Cheers, Dec

Corey Wilde said...

It's only that I think the producers would opt for a younger star, in case Jack Taylor became a franchise character in films. Once upon a time, David Soul, okay, I can see that. He had a look that would have sold Jack Taylor perfectly.

But you know how we Yanks are obsessed with youth.

Stuart Neville said...

Re the update - Bloody hell! Mr. Bruen is red hot right now.