Crime Always Pays: Princess Lilyput: The All-Singing, All-Dancing Debut Video

Praise for Declan Burke: “A fine writer at the top of his game.” – Lee Child. “Prose both scabrous and poetic.” – Publishers Weekly. “Proust meets Chandler over a pint of Guinness.” – The Spectator. “A sheer pleasure.” – Tana French. “A hardboiled delight.” – The Guardian. “Imagine Donald Westlake and Richard Stark collaborating on a screwball noir.” – Kirkus Reviews (starred review). “The effortless cool of Elmore Leonard at his peak.” – Ray Banks. “Among the most memorable books of the year, of any genre, was ABSOLUTE ZERO COOL.” – Sunday Times. “The writing is a joy.” – Ken Bruen. “A cross between Raymond Chandler and Flann O’Brien.” – John Banville.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Princess Lilyput: The All-Singing, All-Dancing Debut Video

In which Princess Lilyput does damn all, to be perfectly frank, apart from gurgle, pootle, break a couple of windy smiles and generally come the li’l diva in the wake of a tiny but perfectly formed and surprisingly ladylike barf (David Attenborough-style commentary by Mrs Vizier). She may (or may not) also be trying to telepathically communicate with Granny and Grandad Vizier, to let them know the red carpet will be required when she arrives in Sligo for the very first time on Friday. Oh, and Granny Viz? That picture you were looking for can be found by clicking here. Roll it there, Collette ...

7 comments:

bookwitch said...: Aaahhhh...!!; April 23, 2008 at 9:31 AM
Claire Coughlan said...: Very cute; April 23, 2008 at 9:47 AM
Ray said...: Mrs Vizier's taking an awful risk there, sir. If there's one thing I know about, it's babies, and I know that a baby can have your finger off in a jiffy. That's why you're supposed to let them eat out of the palm of your hand.; April 23, 2008 at 10:54 AM
Josh Schrank said...: I see missing fingers in someone's future...; April 23, 2008 at 2:09 PM
Patricia J. Hale said...: Is it me, or is she already laughing at her mom? Grandparents don't stand a chance...gifts will be rolling in for the star.; April 23, 2008 at 3:34 PM
Declan Burke said...: Crikey, lads, what're you rearing - piranhas? Lilyput is quite the little lady, I'm sure she wouldn't even think of snaffling a finger. The tip of the Grand Vizier's nose, now, that's a different proposition entirely ... Cheers, Dec; April 23, 2008 at 5:21 PM
Anonymous said...: What a lass. Talent by the bucketful. And tell Mrs Viz to go easy on the wiping - a kid can get used to all that pampering!

haydo; April 29, 2008 at 10:07 PM

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BOOKS TO DIE FOR, ed. John Connolly and Declan Burke, (“as good a collection of short essays on crime fiction as one is likely to find” - Washington Post) won the 2012 Agatha Award for Best Non-Fiction at Malice Domestic.

SLAUGHTER’S HOUND, (“the most perfect noir novel” - Sunday Times; “a hardboiled delight” - The Guardian), is shortlisted for the Goldsboro Last Laugh Award at Crimefest 2013. It was also shortlisted in the crime fiction category for the Irish Book Awards 2012.

BOOKS TO DIE FOR, ed. John Connolly and Declan Burke, is shortlisted for the HRF Keating award at Crimefest 2013. It is also shortlisted for the Anthony Awards at Bouchercon 2013.

ABSOLUTE ZERO COOL (“A cross between Raymond Chandler and Flann O'Brien” - John Banville), won the Goldsboro Last Laugh Award at Crimefest 2012.

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